Happy New War, uhh I mean Year

Happy New War, uhh I mean Year

Remember the good ole days when you wondered how long to say Happy New Year. Was it a day, a week, a month? Maybe it was the first time you saw someone in the new year? We weren’t sure.

Well now we know. It’s 3 days. That’s how long it took trump to take over the news with an illegal act of war. The kidnap or capture of Maduro, the president of Venezuela.

By the way, the irony of our criminal president going after another criminal president is not lost on me. By now you’ve seen the jokes asking some other country to invade Mar-a-Lago. I’m not going to repeat the material here, but when you’re doom scrolling the jokes pop up as a nice break.

So, we’ve taken over a country for their oil reserves leaving them without a clear leader, and now we wait to see what happens. 2026 is here!

I say take a mental health break people. Try the gym or reading something other than the news. Stream a movie. Just find a break because we are in for a long ride.

As always, I recommend comedy as we comedians can make it a little easier to handle reality.

I’ll be at Just For Laughs in Bermuda January 7-10 https://comedyevent.bm

Then I’ll be cruising with Signature Cruises Jan 19- Feb 18 https://scecruises.com

So you may not catch me, but hit a club.

There are lots of great comics out there. Let’s laugh and try to be nice to each other, even in airports. We’re all gonna need it.

Unless you’re a billionaire, in which case you’ll be fine and are probably enjoying all this.

Just know, billionaires: no one likes you.